"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
"Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells."
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too -- for being married so many times."
"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."